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搞笑金典语录短句英文 第1篇

1、Love never dies.

爱情永不死。

2、Love is like the moon,when it does not increase,it decreases.

爱情就像月亮,不增则减。

3、Where there is great love,there are always miracles.

哪里有真爱存在,哪里就有奇迹。

4、There is no remedy for love but to love more.

治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。

5、Love is like a goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.

爱情就像一只蝴蝶,它喜欢飞到哪里,就把欢乐带到哪里。

6、Love is the greatest ment in life.

爱情是生活最好的提神剂。

7、Look into my eyes you will see what you mean to me.

看看我的眼睛,你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。

8、The darkneis no darknewith thee.

有了你,黑暗不再是黑暗。

9、At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。

10、I'll think of you every step of the way.

我会想你,在漫漫长路的每一步。

11、Brief is life, but love is long.

生命虽短,爱却绵长。

12、If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.

如果没有相等的.爱,那就让我爱多一些吧。

13、My heart is with you.

我的爱与你同在。

14、Within you I lose myself,without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.

有了你,我迷失了自我。失去你,我多么希望自己再度迷失。

15、Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.

爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。

16、When love is not madness,it is not love.

如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。

17、Love is a vine that grows into our hearts.

爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。

18、Love is blind.

爱情是盲目的。

19、Distance makes the hearts grow fonder.

距离使两颗心靠得更近。

20、If I know what love is, it is because of you.

因为你,我懂得了爱。

21、Take control of your own desting.

命运掌握在自己手上。

22、A heart that loves is always young.

有爱的心永远年轻。

23、If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,I could walk forever in my garden.

假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花,那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。

24、We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.

如果没有人爱我们,我们也就不会再爱自己了。

25、I miyou so much already and I haven't even left yet!

尽管还不曾离开,我已对你朝思暮想!

26、I need him like I need the air to breathe.

我需要他,正如我需要呼吸空气。

27、Wherever you go, whatever you do,I will be right here waiting for you.

无论你身在何处,无论你为何忙碌,我都会在此守候。

28、Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.

在爱人眼里,一千里的旅程不过一里。

29、The soul cannot live without love.

灵魂不能没有爱而存在。

搞笑金典语录短句英文 第2篇

1. Never say die.永不气馁!

2. Time is money.时间就是金钱。

3. Life is but a span.人生苦短。

4. Learn and live.活着,为了学习。

5. Believe in yourself.相信你自己!

6. Knowledge is power.知识就是力量。

7. Hang on to your dreams.追逐梦想。

8. Work makes the workman.勤工出巧匠。

9. Asking costs nothing.问人不费分文。

10. Big mouthfuls ofter choke.贪多嚼不烂。

11. Nothing is impossible!没有什么不可能!

12. Nothing seek, nothing find.无所求则无所获。

13. Constant dropping wears the stone.滴水穿石。

14. Sow nothing, reap nothing.春不播,秋不收。

15. Pain past is pleasure.过去的痛苦即快乐。

16. Bad times make a good man.艰难困苦出能人。

17. Keep on going never give up.勇往直前,决不放弃!

18. You think you can, you can.你认为你行,你就行。

19. I can because i think i can.我行,因为我相信我行!

20. Action speak louder than words.行动胜于言语!

搞笑金典语录短句英文 第3篇

1、Love is not geting but giving.

爱是付出,不是占有。

2、If I cried a tear of painful sorrow,If I lost all hope for a new tomorrow,Would you dry my tear and ease my pain,Would you make me smile once again?

如果我因深深的悲哀而痛哭,如果我已对明天失去了所有的希望,你是否会为我擦去泪水,抚平伤痛,你是否会让我欢颜依旧?

3、If you love the life you live,you will live a life of love.

如果你爱你的生活,你的生活就会充满爱。

4、how do i say i love you? how do i tell you i care? how do i tell you ive missed you, and let you know im here?

我如何说我爱你?我如何告诉你我在乎你?我如何告诉你我一直都在想你?如何让你知道我就在这里?

5、Love cures people both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.

爱能医人奉献者和接受者皆然。

6、Her gesture, motion, and her smiles,Her wit, her voice my heart beguiles,Beguiles my heart, I know not why,And yet, Ill love her till I die. Thomas Ford.

她的一举一动,她的一颦一笑;她的聪慧,她的声音将我的心俘虏;将我的心俘虏。我不明白个中缘由,但我会爱她到永远。

7、For years I had been searching,For that perfect fantasy, But, I find it in my arms, right now,You are all to me.

我已经寻找了多年,为了那个美丽的梦想,但是,现在,我发现它就在我的臂弯里,你就是我的全部。

8、Where there is great love. there are great miracles.

哪里有爱,哪里就有奇迹。

9、I just wish someday and somehow,We can be back together, Together well stay,Always and forever.

我只希望有那么一天,不管怎样;我们能重新在一起;相依相伴,直到永远!

10、A joyful heart is the inevitable result of a heart burning with love.

内心只要有爱在燃烧,就不然有快乐。

11、Love and you will be loved.

爱人,你就会被人爱。

12、Dont worry about looking handsome,Or being strong and as you love me unconditionally,I love you just the same.

不要担心自己是否英俊,是否强壮,是否勇敢,我将无条件地爱你,就象你无条件地爱我一样。

13、I have searched a thousand years,And I have cried a thousand found everything I need,You are everything to me. Barry Fitzpatrick.

我寻觅了千万年,我哭泣了千万次。我已经找到了需要的一切,你就是我的'一切。

14、Love makes the world go around.

爱让世界转动。

15、Thoughts of you dance through my mind. Knowing, it is just a matter of … will u ever be mine?You are in my dreams, night… and sometimes… thoughts seem to never fade away. Corwin Corey Amber.

对你的思念挥之不去,我知道,那只是个时间的问题。我想知道,你将属于我吗?你在我的梦里、夜里,甚至白天里出现,我对你的思念永无止境。

搞笑金典语录短句英文 第4篇

1、While there is life, there is hope.

有生命就有希望/留得青山在,不怕没柴烧。

2、Eternity is not a distance but a decision.

永远不是一种距离,而是一种决定。

3、For a slim figure, share your foodwith the hungry.

若要苗条的身材,把你的食物分给饥饿的人。

4、The more you care, the more you have to lose.

在意的越多,失去的就越多。

5、Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.

脑中有知识,胜过手中有金钱。

6、Don't try to hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

不要着急,最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

7、The sandflass remembers the time we lost.

沙漏记得,我们遗忘的时光。

8、Pain past is pleasure.

过去的痛苦就是快乐。

9、The shortest answer is doing.

最简单的回答就是干。

10、Some unseen fingers, like an idle breeze, are playing upon my heartthe music of the ripples.

有些看不见的手,如懒懒的'微(风思)的,正在我的心上奏着潺(爰)的乐声。

11、Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

12、For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

若要优美的嘴唇,要说友善的话。

13、she who has never loved, has never lived.

人活着总要爱一回。

14、only want to pull your fingertip, circles Earth last!

我只想牵你的指尖,绕地球最后一圈!

15、You're always there for me.

当我需要你时你永远在那里。

16、To see a world in a grain of sand. And a heaven in a wild flower.

从一粒沙子看到一个世界,从一朵野花看到一个天堂。

17、precious things are very few in this world. that is the reason there is just one you.

在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有,所以这世上只有一个你。

18、You know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.

你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯,千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。

19、what a loveiy world it well be with you away.

没有了你。这个世界多么寂寞。

20、A paradise that you cannot leave is hell.

不能离开的天堂等于是地狱。

搞笑金典语录短句英文 第5篇

1、Cut it out.省省吧。

2、It's up to you.由你决定。

3、Will is power.意志就是力量。

4、Get over yourself.别自以为是。

5、It's on the house.这是免费的。

6、First things first.凡事有轻重。

7、By doing we learn.经一事,长一智。

8、Still water runs deep大智若愚。

9、You've gone too far!你太过分了!

10、Grasp all,lose all.欲尽得,必尽失。

11、I'm really in a bind.我左右为难。

12、He always goofs off.他总是糊里糊涂。

13、I have a sweet tooth.我喜欢吃甜食。

14、All roads lead to Rome.行行出状元。

15、I see what your mean.我了解你的意思。

16、No cross,no crown.没有苦难,就没有快乐。

17、That's always the case.习以为常了。

18、Time tries all things.时间检验一切。

19、Use is a second nature.习惯成自然。

20、He is a fast talker.他老是说得天花乱坠。

21、I can't take it anymore.我受不了了!

22、I know what you want.我知道你想要什么。

23、Nothing is impossible!没有什么不可能!

24、I love you like a joke.我爱你像个笑话。

25、Never too old to learn.活到老,学到老。

26、pain past is pleasure.过去的痛苦即快乐。

27、Big mouthfuls ofter choke.贪多嚼不烂。

28、Long absent,soon forgotten.别久情疏。

29、A stitch in time saves nine.防微杜渐。

30、Be honest rather clever.诚实比聪明更要紧。

31、Honesty is the best policy.诚实乃上策。

32、Honesty is the best policy.诚实为上策。

33、My hours are slumberless 我的时间在沉睡。

34、Bad times make a good man.艰难困苦出能人。

35、Bite the hand that feeds one.恩将仇报。

36、Brevity is the soul of wit.言以简洁为贵。

37、Sow nothing, reap nothing.春不播,秋不收。

38、Love is the mother of love.情生情,爱生爱。

39、everything under control? 一切都在掌握之中吗?

40、Doing nothing is doing ill.无所事事,必干坏事。

41、Teaching others teaches youself.教学相长。

42、They're selling like hot cakes这些都很畅销。

43、Try to have a mind of your own做有主见的人。

44、An idle youth,a needy age.少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。

45、Don't take it to heart.别往心里去,别为此而忧虑伤神。

46、I'll stand on my own two feet.一人做事一人当。

47、I'll try to smooth things over.我会妥善处理。

48、Action speaks louder than words.行动胜过语言。

49、Doubt is the key to knowledge.怀疑是知识的钥匙。

50、great hopes make great man.伟大的理想造就伟大的人。

51、Sharp tools make good work.工欲善其事,必先利其器。

52、This is in way over my head.对我而言这实在太难了。

53、Where there‘s smoke,there‘s fire.无风不起浪。

54、The shortest answer is doing.最简短的回答就是行动。

55、Work wont kill but worry will.劳动无害,忧愁伤身。

56、You cant judge a tree by its bark.人不可貌相。

57、A merry heart goes all the way.心情愉快,万事顺利。

58、His argument doesn't hold water.他的论点站不住脚。

59、I apply to get into your life.我申请,加入你的人生。

60、Idleness is the root of all evil.懒惰是万恶之源。

61、There is no disputing about tastes.人各有所好。

62、There is no royal road to learning.求知无坦途。

63、A friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真情。

64、A contented mind is a perpetual feast.知足长乐。

65、Finally, we came to an agreement.最后我们达成了一致。

66、He that knows nothing,doubts nothing.无知即无疑。

67、Life is not all beer and skittles.人生并非尽是乐事。

68、Virtue is fairer far than beauty.美德远比美丽更美好。

69、Wasting time is robbing oneself.浪费时间就是掠夺自己。

70、Always margin of shallow How deep.向来缘浅,奈何情深。

71、Birds of a feather flock together.物以类聚,人以群分。

72、I think you've put your finger on it你说到点子上了。

73、Love is friendship caught fire. 其实,爱是着了火的友谊。

74、Without you my days are nights.没有你,我的白昼成了黑夜。

75、A great talker is a great liar.最会夸夸其谈的人也最会说谎。

76、Being on sea,sail; being on land,settle.随遇而安。

77、Conceit is the quicksand of success.自负是成功的流沙。

78、Unpleasant advice is a good medicine.忠言逆耳利于行。

79、The world can't go on without you.没有你的世界,无法继续。

80、Where there is life,there is hope.留得青山在,不怕没柴少。

81、Wise men are silent; fools talk.智者沉默寡言,愚者滔滔不绝。

82、With you, I believe in love again!有了你,我又相信爱情了!

83、I want to be your sun around you.我想做你的太阳陪伴在你身旁。

84、Our pride chiefly rests on ignorance.骄傲主要来自于无知。

85、There is no garden without its weeds.没有不长杂草的花园。

86、A placid parent makes a placid home.平和的父母创造温馨的家。

87、Be slow to promise and quick to perform.不轻诺,诺必果。

88、Better (be) alone than in bad company.宁可独处,勿交坏友。

89、Bitter pills may have wholesome effects.良药苦口利于病。

90、In love folly is always sweet.恋爱中,干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。

91、live not to eat,but eat to live.活着不是为了吃饭,吃饭为了活着。

92、Life is a maze and love is a riddle.生活是座迷宫,爱情是个谜。

93、You are my first,you are my last.在你之前不曾有,在你之后不再有。

94、Confidence is a plant of slow growth.信任是一种生长缓慢的植物。

95、The first step is as good as half over.第一步是最关键的一步。

96、There are always two sides to everything.每件是都有两面性。

97、Between the cup and the lip a morsel may slip.功亏一篑。

98、Sadness and gladness succeed one another.乐极生悲,苦尽甘来。

99、The time that you are my most fatal.时光深知,你是我最致命的爱人。

100、Don't give up. Fight for what you love.别放弃,为你所爱的而奋斗。

搞笑金典语录短句英文 第6篇

is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).

put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.

in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

11._Your future depends on your dreams._ So go to sleep.

_现在的梦想决定着你的将来_,所以还是再睡一会吧.

should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.

13._Hard work never kills anybody._ But why take the risk? _

努力工作不会导致死亡!_不过我不会用自己去证明.

14._Work fascinates me._ I can look at it for hours! _

工作好有意思耶!_尤其是看着别人工作.

made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

two‘s company, three‘s the result!

两个人的.状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!

搞笑金典语录短句英文 第7篇

1、Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

执子之手,与子偕老。

2、We did not change as we grew older, we just became more clearly ourselves. 长大的岁月里,我们从未变化,只是越来越清晰的成为自己。

3、Words don’t have the power to hurt you. Unless, the person who said them means a lot to you.

话语本身不伤人,除非,说这话的人对你而言很重要。

4、People who are serious about the relation are moody as they have devoted a lot that makes them worry about gains and losses.

动了真感情的人都会喜怒无常,因付出太多,难免患得患失。

5、I want to be his favorite hello and his hardest goodbye.

我要成为他最心动的相遇,最不舍的离别。

6、Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head, and remind yourself of who you are and where you wanna be.

有时候你需要退开一点,清醒一下,然后提醒自己,我是谁,要去哪里。

7、At least in my show time, I try my best to love you.

至少在属于我出场的时间里,曾拼尽全力爱过你。

8、Don’t waste time on anyone who doesn’t focus on you, you’re worth someone’s full attention.

不要浪费时间在一个对你不够专注的人身上,你值得拥有一个全心全意爱你的人。

9、Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.

停止无谓的担心,还是多想想解决之道吧!

10、Don’t patronize others and take the wrong steps under your own feet.

不要光顾着看别人,走错了自己脚下的路。

11、You can hurt with your words but sometimes you can hurt more with your silence. 生活中,你说的话可能会伤到别人,但有时候,你的沉默会让人伤得更深。

12、Knowledge can’t replace friendship, I’d rather be an idiot than lose you, Spongebob. 知识不能取代友谊,即使变成笨蛋我也不愿意失去你,海绵宝宝。

13、Albert Einstein: Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. 爱因斯坦:逻辑会带你从A点到达B点,想象力将把你带到任何地方。

14、One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.

一次痛彻心扉的经历,抵得上千百次的告诫。

15、l wish l knew how to quit you.

我希望我知道如何能够戒掉你。

16、If you want something you’ve never had, then you’ve got to do something you’ve never done.

如果你想要你从未拥有过的东西,那么你必须去做你从未做过的事。

17、Live beautifully, dream passionately, love completely.

活要活得美好,梦要梦得热烈,爱要爱得完整。

18、We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time. The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery, the deepest wound was the most real emotions.

我们在错误的时间相遇,在正确的时间却又分开。走的最急的是最美的.景色,伤的最深的是最真的感情。

19、Never lie to someone who trust you. Never trust someone who lies to you. 不要欺骗任何相信你的人,不要相信任何欺骗你的人。

20、Beverly Sills: There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

贝弗利·希尔斯:任何值得去的地方,都没有捷径。

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